maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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