He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Michael Bay diarrhea
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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