i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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