Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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