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maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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