We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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