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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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