i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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