Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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