You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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