In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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