am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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