If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Randomize
