I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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