i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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