it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
