He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
