He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
should my penis look like a turkey
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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