do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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