I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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