ya dads aren't the best wingmen
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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