yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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