say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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