how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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