New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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