Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Randomize
