this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Randomize
