It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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