I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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