Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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