No, you can still breathe under the balls.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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