so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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