didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
