Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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