He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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