How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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