We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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