Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
