susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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