This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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