Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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