You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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