I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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