Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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