Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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