yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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