i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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