In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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