If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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