You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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